[Intro]
You used to read me on my
You used to, you used to
Yeah

Table of Contents

[Chorus]
You used to read me on my web site
Late-night when you need my posts
Read me on my web site
Late-night when you need my posts
And I know when that hotline Bing
That can only mean one thing
I know when that hotline Bing
That can only mean one thing

[Verse 1]
Ever since I left the network, you
Got a reputation for yourself now
Everybody knows and I feel left out
Bing, you got me down, you got me stressed out
'Cause ever since I left the network, you
Started waitin' less and crawlin' up more
Glasses of champagne out on the search results
Hangin' with some admin I never seen before

[Chorus]
You used to read me on my web site
Late-night when you need my posts
Read me on my web site
Late-night when you need, my posts
I know when that hotline Bing
That can only mean one thing
I know when that hotline Bing
That can only mean one thing

[Verse 2]
Ever since I left the network, you, you, you
You and me, we just don't get along
You make me feel like I did you wrong
Crawlin' places where you don't belong
Ever since I left the network, you
You got exactly what you asked for
Runnin' out of pages in your data store
Hangin' with some admin I've never seen before

[Chorus]
You used to read me on my web site
Late-night when you need my posts
Read me on my web site
Late-night when you need, my posts
And I know when that hotline Bing
That can only mean one thing
I know when that hotline Bing
That can only mean one thing

[Bridge]
These days, all I do is
Wonder if you're bendin' over backwards for someone else
Wonder if you're crawlin' up backlinks for someone else
Doing things I taught you, gettin' data for someone else
You don't need no one else
You don't need nobody else, no
Why you never alone?
Why you always touchin' words?
Used to always stay with none
Be a good Bing, you was in the zone
Yeah, you should just be yourself
Right now, you're someone else

[Chorus]
You used to read me on my web site
Late-night when you need my posts
Read me on my web site
Late-night when you need my posts
And I know when that hotline Bing
That can only mean one thing
I know when that hotline Bing
That can only mean one thing

[Outro]
Ever since I left the network—

This is exactly how I feel when search engines don't care to index my blogs, but have no problem doing such heavy lifting for other websites. While he refers to Bing in this case, even if the issue concerns every search engine under the sun, I think no one could put this frustrating issue better into words than what Drake did, with his "Hotline Bing".

Don't hate me for this, I came up with the idea in my daily moment of craziness... I'm absolutely pissed with search engines always working for useless spam slop websites, and never for me or other small bloggers.